{"id":1745,"date":"2014-09-24T08:06:01","date_gmt":"2014-09-24T08:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yumstudio.com.au\/footy\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2014-09-24T08:17:10","modified_gmt":"2014-09-24T08:17:10","slug":"crackajack-tweets-from-the-2014-brownlow-medal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/?p=1745","title":{"rendered":"Crackajack Tweets from the 2014 Brownlow Medal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gonna be a long night..<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>&quot;You want something to help you stay awake?&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow2014?src=hash\">#Brownlow2014<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HlJClc6b2n\">pic.twitter.com\/HlJClc6b2n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Titus O&#39;Reily (@TitusOReily) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TitusOReily\/status\/514023735175553025\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAll hail the winner&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>If that doesn&#39;t make the kids eat their fucking crusts&#8230;&#8230;nothing will.&#10;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/priddis?src=hash\">#priddis<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Malted Milkhouse (@MaltedMilkhouse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaltedMilkhouse\/status\/514032483231219712\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAnd his new possibilities&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>If Priddis doesn&#39;t get a hair product endorsement out of this, the world is stuffed. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Higgo (@Higgo74) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Higgo74\/status\/514032823531876352\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nChampion!<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Matt Priddis in a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> upset. Our recap of the count: <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/z5JlXEeT7u\">http:\/\/t.co\/z5JlXEeT7u<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/WtCDOf1tJb\">pic.twitter.com\/WtCDOf1tJb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Brownlow Medal (@AFLBrownlow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AFLBrownlow\/status\/514038164302733312\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nSpare a thought for Ablett, who flew out of the box and would have won in a canter had injury not prevailed<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Ablett&#39;s side skull vein should see him cast as lead role in Scanners 2. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow2014?src=hash\">#Brownlow2014<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/brownlow?src=hash\">#brownlow<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ayal Tusia (@AyalTusia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AyalTusia\/status\/514023265166049280\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nHirdy was there, or was he?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>James Hird has walked the Swisse red carpet but denied it and claims he doesn&#39;t even know what Swisse makes <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kyle Pollard (@KylePollard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KylePollard\/status\/513991025048551424\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nIs there a Doctor in the House, or at least the spirit world?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Coincidence? The closer Geoffrey Edelsten gets to death, the more goth his partners become. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/AzywkTNq0E\">pic.twitter.com\/AzywkTNq0E<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Kate Balme (@KateBalme) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KateBalme\/status\/513978722668408833\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nContention about on trend ideas being ripped from the uninvited yet fashion savvy<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Is it just me, or is anyone else picking up what I&#39;m putting down here? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fashioninspiration?src=hash\">#fashioninspiration<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/oNEkLbcgUu\">pic.twitter.com\/oNEkLbcgUu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Non Sensible Kate (@nonsensiblekate) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonsensiblekate\/status\/513973376239423488\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe Whole Media obsession with &#8220;WAGS&#8221; came in for spot on stick&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Goddamn it&#39;s so boring to see the AFL&#39;s most notable effort to include women in the sport &#8211; as pretty decoration <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow2014?src=hash\">#Brownlow2014<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/askhermore?src=hash\">#askhermore<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lou Heinrich (@Shahouley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shahouley\/status\/514004830017159168\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nand<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Now that they&#39;ve picked the WAGS apart about their weight and dresses they can get on to the serious part of the night, honouring the men!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Coralie Alison (@CoralieAlison) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CoralieAlison\/status\/513996700218691585\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nWe simply missed serious fashion analysis&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>I miss Alex Perry&#39;s <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> analyis even if he did forget his own socks <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/7Nt6VEYlDC\">http:\/\/t.co\/7Nt6VEYlDC<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; micksfootyblog (@micksfootyblog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/micksfootyblog\/status\/513988407534833664\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nSome scoffed at the 80&#8217;s entertainment values on offer&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Assuming Boom Crash Opera just arrived from the Albury Termo Hotel, where I saw them play. In 1993.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Steve Smith (@stevesmithffx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevesmithffx\/status\/513995425649422336\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOthers invoked metaphors to describe the cracking vote counting pace of the new AFL President<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> Gillon finished that round too fast. Just like when he has sex.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; David Patterson (@onyapatto) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/onyapatto\/status\/513997917229551616\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>while that wasnt enough for some&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Caller Peter says if you remove all the redundant words like &quot;versus&quot; from the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> presentation, it will save 12.4 mins and 792 words.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ABC Radio Melbourne (@774melbourne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/774melbourne\/status\/513805572777332738\">September 21, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nBut was pushing buttons for Bruce in that devilish low vibrating grizzly layrnx way<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Bruce to Gill&#8230;you are a tease <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/really?src=hash\">#really<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/delicious?src=hash\">#delicious<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Tim Dowling (@timbd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/timbd\/status\/514029920721178625\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nThe barrage of &#8220;Geek goes to Las Vegas&#8221; ads drained the will&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Originally the word &quot;geek&quot; meant &quot;one who bites the heads off of chickens.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Facts of Life (@realityymind) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/realityymind\/status\/514017321384685568\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nNot to mention the narrow band of advertising during the telecast<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>If I was influenced by the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a> &amp; the adds in between, I&#39;ll be a chronic gambler with a alcohol problem in a tight dress <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Twisted (@Subaruconcept) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Subaruconcept\/status\/514022514675032066\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAs for Channel 7&#8217;s walled social media garden&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>46% of people on Fango equates to 3.6 humans. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Brownlow?src=hash\">#Brownlow<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; The Molklist (@MolksTVTalk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MolksTVTalk\/status\/514028111688515585\">September 22, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAfter missing out on AFL Rising Star, Dog Marcus Bontempelli&#8217;s failure to get the nod on Goal of the Year caused outrage<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Marcus Bontempelli took on half a army, committed daylight robbery and kicked it from 8 rows back and can&#39;t win goal of the year? 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