{"id":21,"date":"2011-03-27T10:48:38","date_gmt":"2011-03-27T10:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yum.vic.edu.au\/footy\/?p=21"},"modified":"2011-03-27T10:48:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-27T10:48:38","slug":"meanwhile-on-level-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile on Level 3.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Its Round One &#8211; Pies V Port. Now, Bert loves his footy and his wife Colleen would too &#8211; except he cant cope with her insightful questions during the game. We&#8217;ve pressured him to become members, so to help him out, I answer her game questions via SMS. I have become &#8230; the buffer. Everyone&#8217;s a winner by games end, except poor Leon (omitted due to flu) and of course Port.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"560\" height=\"349\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/8wMdDanND0s\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Collingwood 24 11 155 defeated Port Adelaide 12 8 80<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yumstudio.com.au\/footy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/yumstudio.com.au\/footy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo6-1024x764.jpg\" alt=\"The Seat in the House\" title=\"photo(6)\" width=\"557\" height=\"415\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-24\" srcset=\"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo6-1024x764.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo6-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo6.jpg 1296w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 557px) 100vw, 557px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yumstudio.com.au\/footy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo7-e1301222494830.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/yumstudio.com.au\/footy\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo7-e1301222494830.jpg\" alt=\"Social Club - in Moderation\" title=\"photo(7)\" width=\"560\" height=\"420\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27\" srcset=\"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo7-e1301222494830.jpg 640w, https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/photo7-e1301222494830-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its Round One &#8211; Pies V Port. Now, Bert loves his footy and his wife Colleen would too &#8211; except he cant cope with her insightful questions during the game. We&#8217;ve pressured him to become members, so to help him &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/?p=21\">Continue reading <span class=\"pjgm-metanav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[12,13],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4oyb0-l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/footy.yumstudio.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}