Season 2018 ~ Mick's AFL Footy Blog

3 clubs, 23 rounds, A slab of passion….

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From the constant torrent of one sided abuse masquerading as barracking from the Bourbon infused Pie supporter behind us, you’d think Anzac Day was a commemoration of umpire injustice. We’re deep in the Magpies members, city end amongst the solemnity of the pre game Anzac ceremonies, New Zealand and Australian national anthems and the chilling “Last Post”  from a lone uniformed bugle player.

anzacday1916Llew, Eric, Rhyll and Leo Gwyther were brothers who all went to the Great War (1914-1918) from their lives in South Gippsland. Their local specialty being their horse back jump over the closed railway gates as steam trains approached Leongatha station. Fearless, proud, cocky, ordinary.  Untold numbers of families in that same predicament across Australia send off their kin to an unknown fate for an unspecified time to an ambiguous destination.

We’re reminded anew of how sorrow drenched Australia has been through most of the last 100 years in the harrowing words from the Ode of Remembrance “They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old” and the chilling, less ingrained last stanza:

They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England’s foam

Leo, my unknown Grandfather,  returned with a military cross and the shattered remains of his binoculars that spared his life from the journey of a German snipers bullet. Eric became a detective, known as the “last bowler hat in the force” upon his 1950’s retirement. Rhyll moved to the city. And Llew returned to his dairy farm, lost his girl and lived alone for the next 50 years. He died when I was about 14, our farm divided from his by the now defunct Great Southern Railway upon which he and his brothers went separately to war.

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What part did war play in how his life, and many others,  was lived?

As a child, I knew him as the oldest person I’d experienced, and came to recognise him as another example of a life time loner who’d slowly slipped from society’s grasp. In the early 50’s a power pole fell on his property cutting electricity to his milking machines and home. When confronted with the State Electricity Commission’s fiscal demands for a replacement, he told em to go to hell. Unruffled, they did, and Llew lived the reminder of his life by candlelight, heated by the warmth of a kitchen combustion stove. His cows and cattle were left to breed without attention over the years becoming man shy. His fences collapsed and the night his cows finally broke free they were hit by a fully laden goods train to be capitulated and thrown into the massive cypress trees that once bore witness to the commerce conducted at the small siding beneath their crowns. Blackberries overcame the soft green pastures of the rich river flat. Llew was still proud however, atop his horse at full gallop to confront the duck shooters who populated the swamp named after the family. In later years posses of friends and families would attempt to drive his cattle from his untamed farm to ours for market and bit of spare coin for Llew. After two days fruitless herding, when about to finally drive them into the fenced confines of my fathers farm, Llew appeared from nowhere brandishing his walking stick to send them to the four corners from where they’d been corralled.

poppy-01-800He lived in the kitchen and in a small bedroom in his Victorian timber house where he’d grown up as a boy. I was often “told” to visit him and would make the long trek up the railway line to his gardenless house surrounded by a tribe of ancient golden cypress trees and pines. The abandoned dairy a twisted rusting galvanized relic. Greeted by cats, not tamed to human touch, a knock at the door is met with silence before a veteran key turned in an ancient lock. Greeted by a burst of humidity, I’m confronted with a myriad of unknown dank aged scents underlaid by the perennial waft of burning coals. Llew would make you a cocoa in the cup that you’d last drunk from, retrieving it from the spot on the table you’d left it. It would always taste divine. You’d sit before the combustion stove that sizzled from Llew’s endless spitting as you talked. A lone battered saucepan’s canned casserole contents gently coddled atop the stove awaiting the intermittent portions Llew would spoon through the course of the dawn, day and evening. A long spent Melbourne Bitter long neck stood like an unknown solder upon his bench.

It wasn’t easy to get to his house by car. My mother would take him shopping every week, spraying her legs with Aeroguard to avoid the tenacious attack of fleas who’d laid hostage to the house.

When he died in 1973, he left no will that wanted to be found. The House revealed riches hitherto not for eyes beyond Llew’s. The front room trapped as a 1920’s parlor undisturbed in that time, adorned with the magnificence of the curios, couches, lamps and paintings of his parents with curtains drawn post war.  Another bedroom boasted a ceiling to floor bee hive, a metre wide. Pristine silk sheets lay folded and unlaid in the linen cupboard. Llew’s presumed bedroom characterised by a simple bed and pulled down blind. A massive Estate sale drew collectors and antique hunters for miles netting the immediate family a tidy share of the inheritance. Dad’s share went on a new boat for fishing and skiing – for celebrating LLew’s life by expressing a kind of freedom he’d somehow lost yet retained in his arrogant independence.

How the war affected him on his return to the farm can never be ascertained, yet he stands as an example of the impact of an unspoken post war life of unhappiness and missed opportunities for many after the ravages of both world wars, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq and now Afghanistan.

Today’s football game is a million miles from that despite the usual cliches of Anzac spirit and warrior determination annually attached to players from both Collingwood and Essendon in the build up to this day. To me, now it celebrates our freedom born of others sacrifice. When that celebration is to cease, as the nation moves on and the living connection is slowly severed,  is the rhetorical question. Yes, even the freedom to both call Steele Sidebottom a dickhead to be sacked in the first quarter before screaming in joy as he kicks 3 goals in a frenzied second quarter to bring the Pies back into todays contest.  This is the freedom that bourbon brings for supporter friend behind us that impacts on our own.

Essendon open the first quarter with 5 goals to nothing and nab the first of the second. Suddenly Collingwood find some run and begin to break the defensive lines, taking a quicker more direct to goal to generate panic and chaos. Sidebottom kicks three in close and the Pies draw level at half time. The third is a stalemate until the Pies kick clear, the Dons unable to secure a major. The Dons fate is sealed in the last as Dale Swann kicks two fabulous running goals and takes out the Anzac Day medal. Essendon becomes too reliant on it’s young full forward Joe Daniher missing the presentation of now Dog Stuart Crameri and is pressured constantly into turnover, Chapman lacks his usual crumbing danger and Jobe Watson is largely nullified by Brent McCaffer. Malcontents Courtney Dempsey back after discipline is not quite match fit;  and born again forward Jake Carlisle just cant penetrate the tempo of the new position in his own mind.

The 20th anniversary of the Anzac day clash is over, the 100th centenary of ANZAC Day awaits.

Collingwood 12 11 83 defeated 8 12 60 2014-04-25 13.56.57

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Kicking your can all over the place

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The young teenage girl in front of me spent the majority of the final quarter of last years Preliminary final with her head in her lap unable to witness the response of her beloved Hawks to a 20 point deficit. I shared that sinking hollow gut feeling as the realisation that the Geelong curse was alive and about to deny our destiny to atone for the 2012 Grand Final defeat.

Four missed chances that result in points threaten to sap the revival momentum. The Cats tire momentarily with 5 minutes to go in a flooded backline they cant penetrate causing turn over via desperate long kicks trying to escape. 3 straight goals from Gunston,  Burgoyne and Hill put the Hawk beak in front. At the death Cat Travis Varcoe gathers and straightens for a pot shot to regain the lead only to uncharacteristically miss. Such is the noise that the siren sounds to fan indifference as  Cyril pumps a massive handball to Franklin in the goal square for a goal that will not count. The Hawk relief is palpable. The Cat despair unimaginable. The famous 5 point victory breaks a 11-match straight Cat ascendency over Hawthorn that stretched back to the aftermath of the 2008 Hawks victory. A truly epic game.

AFLPBGE13 JOHNSON SteveAnd now today, here we are at it again. Both teams undefeated after 5 rounds, just like back in Round 17 2008. Seats behind the goals barely a lick of cream from the intellectual hothouse that is the Geelong cheer squad. Familiar curse protagonists are missing – Chapman, Hunt, Podliadsy and Franklin at new clubs. Guerra, Bailey, Corey retired. The people’s money is on the Hawks. A gusty northerly tries to enter the ground but is pushed to swirl at a distance, fighting the seagulls hovering at the top of the stands who seem spooked by the long ground traversing strands of wire that plant doubt on swoops for errant chips. Strange grey black clouds from the dawn of time punctuate the rich day glo gold of the late Autumn afternoon sun. The players make their way to position and refreshingly there’s no histrionic pre-game push and shove, no need to score early points – the game itself broken down into every contest to content is mind game aplenty.

Screen Shot 2014-04-23 at 10.57.32 AMYoung Will Langford goes to Joel Selwood and keeps him quiet til three quarter time. Guthrie goes to Mitchell and breaks even in the last quarter.  Cat ruckman Hamish McIntosh is planted in the goals square on his own, isolating his Hawk opponent to the fast incoming ball and the attendant inevitable opportunist crumbs. We’ve got history with “Ham” through our Kangaroo Archer club memberships and when he marks 5 metres out from goal on the siren, we know that it could go anywhere. He doesn’t let us down, clipping the post with a kick whose drop to the boot could spark a thousand Physics papers. Later he bangs a helicopter home from 35 out that defies its path and somehow squeezes through as if assisted by the spirit world. By games end he’s getting cocky chipping 15 metre passes to team mates through heavy traffic. It’s his best game in years and amazingly we’re happy for him given his horrible run with injuries at both clubs.  Tom Hawkins is swung to full forward in the last quarter and wins the game with 3 marks then goals in a game breaking over powering of his smaller Hawk opponent Kyle Cheney. He goes through 3 guernseys during the game, finishing, in this trial of player surnames on the back round, in the number 34 of 10 game player Joshua Walker. Geelong rides the thin margins better than Hawthorn and finishes flying and lead passionately by Steven Johnson in his best game for the year.

Amongst the expected clashes come moments of mutual respect almost lyrical in their beauty. Gunston taps Selwood’s back playfully in consolation after a holding the ball decision. Simpkin offers his hand to Geelong’s Cameron Stokes to help him up after a contested passage neither of them wins but which has sprawled them into each other at force. These players, they have so much more maturity than we fans who rail at each perceived character inadequacy of our opponents. Playing with passion while keeping anger in check. Balancing pride and innate competitiveness with team rules and individuality accountability. While we mortals in the stand can’t compete with that,  the Match Review panel weekly report highlights the struggle players themselves have in the heat of those many moments.

As we leave part way the exhortations about where their banner is flying high, (an obvious reference to crime around Greater Geelong) a fracas breaks  before us between young men divided into seperate standing bays by team allegiance. Whilst for most involved its a panto performance of finger pointing and lame taunts, experience tells us there’s always a couple of blokes in these situations who arent wired for just joshin and bypass straight to the belting somebody action. Usually its the pacifist mate who consoles such a street fightin man after an errant yet ordained stray hit who cops the biggest hit from him or his opponents in these random, primitive brouhaha. Outside the ground, such a geezer in an old school woolen Hawthorn jumper and #2 buzz cut sports blood on his forehead. On the field he’d be jogging off under the blood rule, taking his time. Here the time is with the cops who stand  waiting for the divvy van. Further on, Hawk and Cat adversaries slump defeated in handcuffs on their knees. The Hawk street fighter’s girlfriend mediates the situation by haranguing the arresting cop in advocacy of her man’s innocence with “How the fuck am I meant to get home? There is no queue forming to the right of her, perhaps discouraged by her bourbon fuelled charm school application of the King’s English to anyone in earshot.

Geelong 15 16 106 defeated Hawthorn 12 15 87

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Micks Big Moments Round 5

1981Amazing roller coaster round where tipping predictions torn into confetti and thrown gleefully in the air! In other scintillating insights:

Coach Brad Scott and the North Melbourne hierarchy pushed to decide whether Majak Daw is beefcake marketing figurine or genuine presence up forward in the wake of Collingwood smack down. Majak boots 5 in the twos to knock at the Daw for selection.

Born again tagger Brent McAffer takes the scalp of Roo Nick Del Santo after earlier blanket jobs quietening Tiger Trent Cotchin and Sydney’s Kieren Jack this year.

250 game Milestone players salute on either end of the continuum of victory with Crow Scotty Thompson’s 38 disposals and Lions legend Jonathan Brown’s 4 goals.

Brisbane have won one quarter to date and on track to win full quarters in Round 23. Is history repeating with Peter Schwab’s mentor relationship with coach Justin Leppitsch? Remember the tension between Schwab himself as Coach, and David Parkin as Director of Football at Hawthorn,  in the early 2000s. In Parkin’s words “after two years I suggested to Peter that it wasn’t working, that I was irritating him and that I should go, and he agreed to all three.” Watch out!

photo 1croppedFears at Western Bulldogs that shoulders of Tongan dimension required to fit the entire surname of footy’s new “Super Sub” scuttled as AFL permits font size reduction. Impossible to read on Fox Footy HD let alone Channel 7 due mostly to its ongoing commitment to the fans through broadcasting in standard definition.

photo(1)News of Carlton Captain Chris Judd’s inclusion puts some much needed chaff into the Blues saddle bags. Remember that roar he got on Blues debut in ’08 when he had 3 touches in 15 seconds? Ditto here when subbed on. Fell into San Andreas hamstring fault line when unceremoniously pushed on kick 3 minutes later. Doc Larkins surveys the scene on HD TV and proclaims 4-6 weeks on a good day.

Repetitive Strain Injury inducing last quarter Saturday night prognosis via remote control flicking between Saints V Dons, and Eagles V Port. Genuine drama sans chip chip possession accountability.

Depictions of Bomber Thompson as quirky laugh a minute off the wall screwball in the coaches box and post game split town as Bombers botch fly pass against resurrection Saints. All week media street clamor for contract extension as assistant coach on Hirdy’s return next year. Should Bomber hold out in anticipation of persistent North Melbourne inconsistency and a potential vacancy ripe for his check in?

Sight of Paul Roos half time logical explanations on Fox Footy of why Dees were 20 points adrift of the Suns and what could be done invoke “DO……..SOMETHING!!!!!” response from this viewer.

Cat Tom Hawkins works his way through 3 jumpers in his hatchet job of undersized Hawk defender Kyle Cheney with 5 goals, 3 in the last quarter. Finishes the game in 10 game player Joshua Walker’s No. 34.

photo 2Bizarre news update raunchy spammers flood twitter game hashtags. Links lead to nowhere in particular.

Fortunately these spammers aren’t pushing Ballarat news updates – to wit – “2 dogs killed in Sebastopol today as tip truck swerves to avoid discarded Mother can” #AFLDogsTrucks ”

 

Mick’s Big Moments Round 4

plandy01A kind of pattern begins to emerge as teams begin to sort themselves out.

A number of teams in the comp are – in the celebrated parlance of Peter “Sensational Seventies” Landy, in “more trouble than the early settlers:

Serious emerging talent in Luke McDonald and Ben Cunnington depict a bright short term future for the Roos after heroic wet n wild victory at the SCG over the Swans, a first for coach Brad Scott.

Goddard goes down, Chapman left off the plane and 30+ degrees at Subiaco. Dons fold as Fremantle re-find the inevitable rhythm of their prodigious talent.

True Grit Melbourne win MCG Blues shoot out, gather the horse and split leaving Tombstone City under the mayorship of Mick Malthouse where barely a citizen proud enough to wear the lawman’s badge can be found. Carlton board invoke Steve Austin – “we have the technology, we can rebuild”.

After close games during most of the first three rounds, the familiar hammerings re-appear as Gold Coast, West Coast, Brisbane and St Kilda capitulate to the Hawks, Geelong, Port Adelaide and Adelaide respectively.

Docker Ryan Crowley loses crown as leagues most talked about tagger as Collingwood’s Brent McCaffer’s close checking, grabbing, pseudo defence cuddling and blocking job on Tiger Trent Cotchin generate megalitres of newsprint and digital font space dissecting legality of it all. Supercoach players everywhere cuss at mention of his name.

Years ago our Jack Russell “Spot” took the weight of our cars differential across both hips evaporating his capacity to walk. In the VET waiting room he verballed at volume a sick Alsatian six times his size, oblivious to his ability to walk, bite and fight. Substitute the word “Western Bulldogs” for “Spot” and you’ve got insight into the last two weeks of the Footscray come from behind ride over Richmond and GWS.

And then there were two – Geelong and Hawthorn stand as the only 2 undefeated teams and fortuitously they meet next round on Easter Monday. Beating the AFL’s new blockbuster category pricing a credit card guerrilla sport for gate entry card-carrying club members. I gun for the Category 4 and nab 3 seats behind the goals Richmond end amongst the cheer squad for under $50. Last year same seats were $20.

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Big week in SuperCoach but my team tanked. Lousy score. Need to act and trade out the maimed, infirm and the duds. Gotta offload Sam Wright.  I’ve got the cattle, but I can’t get em to fire on the same day. How I lost the players??? Here is the current side:

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Setting Suns

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The journey down to Warrnambool for a mates 50th takes me off the couch and on the road during game time for the Hawks Suns round 4 clash. As with all non football events, I breathe a contented sigh when I interpret the draw in matching these events upon discovering the party falls on away game. We set off for Leon’s.

An old mBob_Dylan_-_Highway_61_Revisitedate Dan is along for the ride and we ride off into the west to Bobby Dylan’s Highway 61 Revisited. The sun sets slowly on our journey and we arrive to dead calm and a light sea mist peppering the Victorian era street scape of the main drag.

I’ve had some terrible experiences when Hawk games criss-cross with an array of compulsory social events that reflect both the tenants of filial piety and mateship that reflect the milestones and priorities you’ve surrounded yourself with. A lot of my mates are football agnostic or committed to arts/hipster non-football engagement unless Hawthorn loses. Then – suddenly and disarmingly – they have opinions aplenty. I can just recall life pre-smart phones when you’d smuggle along trannies to tune into your game during a break in proceedings of your mandatory social event. Inevitably the venue would be tainted by poor wiring, an unearthed piece of electrical equipment to which you are adjacent or flouro lights that renders your signal a mess of radio haze and static.

You’re onto a winner if the venue has a TV, home and hosed if its wired for Fox Footy. Of course I’m not Robinson Curose. I recall a primary school fund raiser held at a Golf Club held the same night as a crucial Adelaide V Collingwood game deep in the season. Bucks was still playing. The 2nd stanza of trivia questions was delayed 20 minutes with the majority of the men in the front bar enthralled by a spirited fight back by the Pies. Even a sniff of action if only momentary can be enough to sate the thirst of the hungriest supporter whilst absent on social assignment.

The one consistent tendency is that in all these games every time you check your team is behind but coming back. What seems a close thing invariably ends as a blow out when during your final score check the flood gates are open and your lads are looking now to next week to atone. Not these days – we have AFL apps score refreshed every 30 seconds. We can watch the game live if our battery holds out. Tonight every time I check we’re ahead so maybe the sea air is good for my usual Hawk hex at these events.

jugThere’s not many things Leon hasn’t been: Artist, Dad, Partner, Rock climber, Quarry Manager – now owner, Surfer, House Painter, Computer upgrade maestro, Mechanic, Mercedes classic collector. He is the only person I know who has a collection of old fashioned electric ceramic jugs. Adorned in simple earings and homemade tatts from his youth, he’s retains a touch of the wild ‘un with a cheeky grin and wicked laugh. The last party he’s held at home culminate in wrestling horse-play and busted shoulder. He’s on the mend and a wrist smashes at work.

We debate running a book at the party on what bone will be smashed and when tonight by the birthday boy. I go with a cracked sternum at 10.35pm and snag 5 to 1.

Sated by BBQ steak, an appearance by Leon’s son Noah’s band and good chat under a still seaside town sky, our thoughts turn to home as we begin our long goodbyes in the knowledge we’ll catch the last quarter on the car radio.

Our original quicker route through Mortlake back to Ballarat is scratched after a local in the small town of Derrinallum blows up both himself, his property and a couple of cops (non-fatally) after a siege post a violent incident in Ballarat the night before.

Two hours back home to a recording of the replay illuminated by a quiet road and a waxing moon under a cloud free sky. Thermos coffee, rum n raisin chocolate cruise fuel. Once home, I last til half way through the second quarter on the replay, enough to see Gunston nail a long goal and get his 2013 Finals series dead-eye direction back.

Here’s the birthday boy Leon, shown with his missus Tamara.

2014-04-12 19.42.02Hawthorn 23 10 148 defeated Gold Coast Suns 7 7 49

Mick’s Big Moments Round 3

Another round down as we begin to distil the movers and shakers of the competition. Things that floated up for us include:

A flog. That’s how Matthew Lloyd was described on social media after his declaration that he didn’t rate Cyril Rioli. Given Cyril’s midfield and small forward credentials he need not worry being judged by a one trick sensationalist pony.

Carlton to rebuild in the wake of Sunday nights catastrophe after blowing the bank on Daisy Thomas. The premiership “clock” now winding back to the end of daylight saving in 1999.

Free agency providing BBQ grill fodder for the media as both Bryce Gibbs and James Frawley push back against their clubs for strategic planning information to support the evaluation of deciding where to next.

Tigers back to ole pretender tricks against the rapidly improving dogs.

Terry Wallace’s frank admission that he lost the players at Footscray during his last days there as he entertained the potential to lead the Swans back in the late 90’s.

Victorian Labour’s plan to make Ballarat the AFL capital of the Western District by pumping zillions into a 6000 seat stadium at the current Eureka precinct as a first stage toward hosting AFL games. North Melbourne presumably the target. 19,000 attended their game this round at Etihad against Port, meaning 13,000 wlll stand at Ballarat for future games, give or take the few casualties who dont make the 75 minute train trip from Southern Cross followed by 15 minute bus to the ground. And that’s not counting the Greater Western Sydney fans who make the trip.

Tragedy of Lion Daniel Rich’s ACL rupture against the Gold Coast.

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Star – Gary Ablett, Gold Coach (182 as Captain)
Lemon – Dylan Buckley, Carlton (34)
Smokey – Luke Dunstan, St Kilda (143)
Injury trades – Angus Monfries (hammy, Port Adelaide), Jordan Roughead (shoulder, Western Bulldogs)

Enter the BoomBox II – The Return

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$_57Hope is the one constant in the AFL. Each new week brings the promise of redemption if coming off defeat, affirmation if coming off victory. For the past few years Kangaroo supporters have taken affirmation from the important victories that lay scattered through close defeats and shellackings alike.

This game against Port was one such game. Flogged by the Dons in Round 1, an ugly win the following week about the Dogs. To meet that expectation that North’s time is nigh, we needed to see progression toward the uppermost of the laddermost.

A combination of factors including the closure of the Ballarat bypass, my daughter Fagyn finishing work late and the bringing forward of the game time to 4.10pm saw us take our member’s seats on the half forward flank half-way through the second quarter. Already under pressure from the extra night’s sleep we’d banked with the roll back of day light saving, we sneak in a couple of magnificent soulvakis hand crafted just a 50 metre drop punt from the Coleman end. Security staff adherence to the “no outside food” policy is tighter than Brad Scott’s insistence on team rules and from experience we hide the souvas in our socks having been ejected a couple of years back for brazenly strolling through the turnstiles with a couple of Subway 6 inchers in each hand.

By half time the Roos are up by a point. The odour deepens in the third as Port pour on 5 and we go into the final quarter 10 points in arrears and in fear of Port’s vaunted fitness.

For the second week in a row, the Roos went to one man to bring them over the line – Brent Boombox Harvey who delivered with 2 vintage final quarter majors.

The first a snap in the goalsquare, the second a 55 metre mid post high penetrating drop punt to give the Roos the lead while generating scenes of ecstasy amongst the long-suffering members on the half forward flank. In the interim, Port’s Angus Monfries pulls a hammy running toward a certain gather and goal and Chad Wingard is on one leg. Even the umpire takes early leave once clipped by Port ruckman Matthew Lobe. Port are spent and the Roos through Cunnington, Greenwood and Thomas bring the 4 points back. Its a sequel for Boomer – probably the second greatest Kangaroo of all time.

When that siren blows, its a great place to be, in that member’s seat on the half forward flank.

North Melbourne 14 13 97 defeated Port Adelaide 13 12 90

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Ross Lyon – Overman?

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neitscheFor many Footy philosophers, Ross Lyon embodies Nietzsche’s concept of the “Overman” who questions old, established AFL Christian values in his bid to create a new morality that drives the teams he coaches to dour, wholesome yet accountable football choices. Lyon becomes – as Overman –  a free spirit whose main earthly role is to re-think coaching morality in strategising everyday contests and game plans. Prior to this clash he prophesied that  his Dockers needed to keep the Hawks to 12 goals to apply scoreboard and mental pressure. In the spotlight were his forwards after their Grand Final discarding woefulness in front of goal cost them the big cup. Both sides are hit by injury – Fyfe and Michael Barlow – and suspension – Zac Dawson miss for Freo, while Hodge and pre-match McEvoy are missing.

SPANGHER MattPre-game at the MCG,  the Hawk premiership flag is unfurled by number one ticket holders Peter Hudson and Dulcie Kennedy. The game is philosophically, a great contrast to the Grand Final as the Hawks open up with 6 goals in the first, then 6 more in the second quarter to lead by 57 at half time. Freo have been opened up by Hawthorn’s short kicking possession game along with their small forwards Populio, Bruest and Rioli who all kick multiple goals. Up back and undermanned Demon journeyman and revolving door player Kyle Cheney has his biggest game for the brown and gold, along with club cult figure Matt Spangher and the irrepressible life force of Josh Gibson. Spangher is particularly loved, cheered for early mark, run, kick, handball, punch, body and tackle. When he’s subbed late in the 3rd after his manful game for two gamer Angus Litherland, the Hawks members boo in despair.

Freo get a few junk goals at the death but it’s a belting that challenges an Overman response from Lyon. He delivers in alignment with Frederich’s vision.

The Overman is not an impossible goal or ideal

Ross has experienced 4 Grand Final appearances for no reward. This disappointment would have consumed a lesser man however he continues in his life quest with both dignity and poise intact as an object lesson to other aspirants returning from disappointment such as Mick Malthouse. Post game he alludes to other more pressing hurts in his football past and the lessons that come in pausing before moving again to the hunt for re-attainment in the knowledge that life throws up the privilege of second and ongoing chances.

The Overman is not the figure of the Self-interested Individual.

A surface reading suggests overwise given his journeyman coaching status. But Lyon with his multiple goals is true to Nietzsche as he purges his celestially defined morality for one based on flood, tagging and mental pressure. Despite jumping ship from St Kilda to Fremantle after they’d knifed coach Mark Harvey in 2011 amid accusations toward Lyon of deceit, secret negotiations without his own managers knowledge and greed, the antithesis suggests the race for moral goodness of September was run at the Saints, the quest for a higher life guide over.

Who could blame Ross for bailing in the light of a number of indiscretions, looming failure at Moorabin and a sense of degeneracy including the leaked shot of Captain Nick Reiwoldt’s member, the St Kilda schoolgirl fiasco, an ageing list of warriors unable to recommit to a code in their image and the failure to make the finals. The reward has been one Freo Grand Final appearance with the holy grail surely a matter of time.

The fascinating journey continues…..

Hawthorn 21 11 137 d Fremantle 11 13 79

 

 

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Mick’s Big Moments Round 2

26524552Freo lose soldiers Nat Fyfe and Zac Dawson to suspension, and Michael Barlow to injury,  in caning of Gold Coast adding new dynamic to coming Friday’s grand final rematch against Hawthorn.

Blue Jarrad Waite fined for feigning blow to mouth from Tiger Jake King’s boot under AFL acting laws designed to stop poseurs milking free kicks for thespian rather than in-play performances.

Critics of AFL “premium” seating changes who lay blame for loss of attendances during opening 2 rounds receive unexpected boost as Young mum charged for seat for Western Bulldog toddler at Etihad in front of house staff gaffe later labelled a “mistake”.

AFL offers counseling to 18 month old Western Bulldog toddler as community concerns grow over impact of team choice on development and later life choices.

The age of entitlement slams shut for Demon’s hierarchy as Paul Roos distances himself from the basic lack of skills shown against the Eagles cataclysm.

capper2Evergreens rebloom as first Sainter Nick Riewoldt with 5 goals, then Troo Roo “Boomer” Harvey with 3,  light up the weekend with individual efforts.

Blue coach Mick Malthouse described as “old school” by club big wig, after ongoing impersonation of all 12 Angry men during typical combative post loss press conference.

Cyril Rioli steals the game from the Dons with seconds to spare as the Hawks consolidate the post Buddy era.

No one hears anything from James or Tanya Hird and the phrase “supplements scandal” is not mentioned for 2 days in a row.

Pies defy the odds with gutsy come from behind win against a Swans outfit struggling to adjust to acquisitions and sales on the much vaunted, little defined, less understood “Bloods” culture.

AFL bans Grand Finals, Scores, Captains and winners in all under 10 games of footy. This happens in basketball. Every kid knows the score even though the scoreboard said zip zip.

Enter the Boom Box

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I recall only one game worse than this – a cold wet windy slog between Fitzroy and Hawthorn in 1979 fought in “Arctic blast” conditions.  That day only 6000 diehards braved the elements in the then standing room terraces. A 44 gallon drum used as a rubbish tin (barrel?) had been emptied and a fire lit in the style of today’s modern balcony chimeras. On that day, around 3000 were gathered around the fire, backs to the play, faces to the glowing warmth of the Fitzroy funeral pyre. The rest not sitting comfortably in a member’s pavilion seat continued the scavenging fuel to sustain the fire by stripping trees, hoardings, loose grandstand boards and signs in the quest. At least there was some entertainment that day even if the football was totally on the turn.

Today however there’s so such relief as both sides fight to a miserable 2 goals each by half time. To this point the game resembled a rolling scrum as if 38 grown men were suddenly fighting over the last loaf of bread on earth before the apocalypse. The new wave of umpiring ensured that game impasse were plentiful and bereft of free kick reward. Fans were frustrated, venting, angry and in despair at what we are witnessing. The only interest was in seeing when the final blow to Jack Ziebells shoulder would finally fell him as he took wack after wack into the crucial joint, his arm hanging mutely by his side.

Universally this game is panned as one of the worst in living memory. A travelling Pommie worker sits next to us carefully displaying his 457 Visa for when we dig deeper into his origins. This is his introduction to a game in which none of the players would qualify under the Visa’s strict genuinely skilled workers guidelines . We’re witnessing a convincing argument that both the Kangas and the Woof Woofs could not find an appropriately skilled Australian worker during this game. And to think our English friend choose this shocker over the Eagles destruction of Melbourne that is unfolding at the MCG at the same time. He think’s it’s great – nearly as good as seeing the kangaroos hop down Bourke Street.

It’s during the 3rd quarter the Dogs hit the front and the henchman seems at the ready to accompany Roo coach Brad Scott to the gallows. That is until the oldest man in the league Brett “Boom Box” Harvey fires up with 3 goals. The Roos get on a roll through sub Levi Greenwood, and Nick Del Santo, and win the struggle. At least the game opens up in the second half and we get some open play and nice goals. The rest you can rip off its moorings and incinerate in that 44 gallon drum.

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